C'est La Vie
  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

rick-sanchez:

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

Graduation speech
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you